if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is