I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.