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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(914): View more from New York

Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.

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(831): View more from California

i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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(304): View more from West Virginia

all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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(845): View more from New York

I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party

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(618): View more from Illinois

Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.

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(330): View more from Ohio

That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...

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