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  I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.

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  Not yet.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.

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