it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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