i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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