Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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