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so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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