We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You did what with his pubic hair?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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