I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Randomize