Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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