Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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