Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I met the friendliest cop last night
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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