Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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