Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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