Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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