She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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