my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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