I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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