if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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