It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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