eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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