Me. At least after what I've been through.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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