yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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