If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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