I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Boobs are out for the taking
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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