but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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