Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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