This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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