Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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