bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.