How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.