im about as happy as oj after his trial
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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