how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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