Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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