Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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