you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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