I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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