well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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