Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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