Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The air was thick with penises
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
