don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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