i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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