what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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