i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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