What a fucking waste of an outfit
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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