yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.