I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this will be a night to untag.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.