my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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