i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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