It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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