Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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