walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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