Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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