I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Alive.
So much puke
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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