So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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