sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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