So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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