What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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