I am in a vortex of obligation.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
did you just send me my own nude
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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