A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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